What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 03:06
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO